We’re continuing with the trapped inside a simulation but the main character is conscious about it and she’s doing a Girl Power thing with her hologram bit. Also her name is Sherry.
When Sherry became conscious of the simulation she was trapped in, a simulation designed to teach her everything she needed to learn before moving on to the next one, she really hoped it wouldn’t be on Earth.
That place sucked.
All the density. Systems within systems. Wars, poverty, climate change, man-made global warming, religions brainwashing people and keeping them away from the truth, fear-based media, control, control, and more control. Environmental damage. People treating the planet like we had multiple backups of it. The polar bears. Oh, the polar bears.
She wanted peace on Earth. She wanted the fairytale place she dreamed about sometimes. The planet where the sky was pastel pink and rainbows stretched across the horizon. Water ponds. Calm waterfalls everywhere. Houses built into trees. Crystals scattered around. Dolphins flying through the sky. And yes, she could fly with the dolphins in that dream.
The Ultimate Sherry Utopia.
…Sherrytopia.
Earth, even with its cutest animals, wasn’t cutting it anymore. But now that she realized this was her Earth…
She called her hologram into her room. The hologram had access to the system codes.
“Okay. First order of business. We’re fixing Earth,” Sherry said, looking at the green glowing hologram hovering cross-legged in the air as if she meditated twenty-four seven. She wore a long gown and looked perfect all the time. A prettier version of Sherry with no skin imperfections in sight. Sherry sighed.
“But they’re all NPCs. None of this is real. Why do you care if people stop killing each other somewhere on the map you never even want to visit?” the hologram asked.
“Hey, this is my version of Earth. Somewhere out there is another conscious being trapped inside the same simulation, designed for them. They can have war if they want. I want peace on mine.”
She rolled her eyes. Then her own eyes lit up: “Oh! Hey, what if that was the whole point? What if every simulation Earth scenario was meant to become paradise in its own way, but we were told a single person could never change anything? What if that was the biggest lie ever?”
“You think you’re going to get noticed and rewarded for creating the lamest version possible?” The hologram snorted. “Please. The ones who put you here don’t care about peace. That’s boring. What about sci-fi stuff? We could create giant rays and unleash even more chaos. Make things interesting.”
“Girl, whose hologram are you even? Nah. We’re doing the lame thing. Okay, code this in. We’re saving the environment first. Get the climate to behave. Save the polar bears!”
“You and your polar bears. You know they aren’t real either, right?”
“Um… aren’t they plugged into their own simulation somewhere, living in a version where polar bears are the dominant species or something?”
“Er… something like that. They’re cute, I get it. Fine, I’m coding it in. Can you please stop with the bears now? They’re saved. Their home’s not melting anymore and they get to eat as many penguins and baby seals as they want. Happy?”
“Uh.” Sherry paused. “Forgot about what they eat. Um… can we turn them vegetarian maybe?”
“This is going to be the lamest simulation out there. I can’t believe I was assigned to you. My colleagues are working with people who brought back dinosaurs. They’re having a blast. Meanwhile I’m stuck with Miss No Violence.”
“Stop complaining. You shouldn’t have woken me up. You did. Now deal with it.”
“Okay. What about that other conscious guy you’re in love with? Maybe focus on him again and you’ll stop making me code lame things.”
“Who? Oh, him? Nah. That’s history now. Stop trying to distract me.”
The hologram projected a picture of them living happily together with the baby Sherry had been dreaming about. “Don’t you want this?”
“Oh, come on. You’re trying to Tiffany me out of this?”
The hologram blinked.
“That’s right. You know I’ve seen Matrix 4 like fifty times. I know the system gave Trinity a family and a lame-ass husband to keep her asleep. I thought we were doing the whole Girl Power rewriting-the-system-code thing here. Could you get back to business instead of distracting me with happy Ten of Cups vibes?”
“Oh, hey. Do you remember your Tarot phase?” Hologram laughed like there was no tomorrow. “Keeping you hooked on those was so much fun. I remember you frantically asking questions about your future together. Ah, the good old days.”
“Shut it. I’m over that now too.” She paused. “But the card meaning references? Well, they’re not going away.”
“Fine. What do you want next?”
“We’re putting an end to all this crazy conspiracy bullshit. Just erase it or something. Or turn them into acceptable human beings who don’t eat other human beings. Is there a button that says ‘Peaceful Utopia’ on it? You know, where people speak quietly, nobody talks on the phone on public transportation unless it’s an emergency, there’s no unnecessary noise, parties happen in the morning and end by ten, neighbors are respectful, nobody’s starving, water is plentiful, and there are no wars?”
“Looking for a shortcut, huh? Actually… there might be a button like that. What about politics? I know you hate those.”
“Oh. Can’t we just get rid of all governments and install baseline human decency into the NPCs? Then nobody would need governing because they’d instinctively govern themselves. We could assign leaders in each district who don’t abuse power, actually listen to people’s complaints, and make whatever changes are necessary to keep everyone peaceful and happy.”
The hologram stared. “…Sure. Dang, girl. You really are an optimist. Are we sure you weren’t a hippie in your previous simulation?”
“Did you see a cult forming anywhere in my rewrite of the code? Pretty sure I wasn’t. Anyhow, now let’s make psychedelics legal.”
“That speaks for itself.”
The hologram shook her glowing head. Sherry promptly coded a flower crown onto her and changed the hologram’s gown into tie-dye.
To be continued…


